You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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