They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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