he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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