I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I could fuck to npr.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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