He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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