I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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