my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
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go home
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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