dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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