i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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