we have officially lost it.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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