She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
did you just send me my own nude
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
