we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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