Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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