you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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