life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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