Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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