While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Randomize
