Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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