the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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