i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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