for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
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