I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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