The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
