This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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