So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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