Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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