I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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You. Win. At. Life.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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