why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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