I wanna passion pit in your ass
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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