Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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