Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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