So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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