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(856): View more from New Jersey

You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?

(856): View more from New Jersey

yea

(1-856): View more from New Jersey

turns out that you did...and i just found it.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.

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(616): View more from Michigan

you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good

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(270): View more from Kentucky

On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?

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