More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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