i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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