the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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