Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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