i think i have two assholes
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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