I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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