sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Randomize
