i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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