That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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