I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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