yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
