she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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