Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
