Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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