Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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