Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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