He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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